This is Stacey Reid reporting for Channel 6 NEWS (Never Ending World of Stacey, formally known as The Stacey Reid Show) and I am certain that my influence on the world is diminishing rapidly.
First off, you all know who I am. It is sort of ridiculous that I have to explain to all of you that I am the center of the world. There is an entire channel that is devoted to showing my life to the world. I am a mega-superstar. Some have tried to tell me that I have the Truman Show delusion, but that is hogwash!
Sadly, I must report that I am not feeling too comfortable in my series recently. There has been a lot of breathtaking showstoppers in my life. Fun for the viewers, horrible for me! I think that even though I am the center of the world, I may be losing my show.
Yesterday was the Ontario provincial election. Ever since I was old enough to understand what an election is, I have been voting. Certainly a vote of an eight year old is not going to be counted, by I did my democratic part. And for the past 32 years, I have always voted and the person I voted for wins.
But not last night.
Never has this happened before. My opinion has always decided the outcome.
Not last night.
My opinion no longer matters. I am not longer in charge of this world. Very sad.
Very, very scary!
Shows that get cancelled like to go out in a bang. I am the centre of my show and that means I am going to go bang!
I have a bad feeling about this!